Dialogue

Sau sahi kaam karlo koi yaad nahi rakhta ... ek galat ilzaam aur sabne bhula diya
Jinke paas dost kam hote hai na ... woh amir nahi hote
Ab farak nahi padta.. kyun ki jab farak nahi padta zindagi mein.. farak tabhi aata hai..
 Sikka dono ka hota hai, heads ka bhi aur tails ka bhi ... par waqt sirf uska aata hai joh palatkar upar aata hai
Upar waala bhi full maaze leta hai ... joh chahiye aasaani se deta nahi ... aur jisse door bhaago usse har modh pe aage khada kar deta hai
 Rishtey tootne se khatam nahi ho jaate
Teen tarah ki jung world famous hai ... pati aur patni ke beech ... pani aur petrol ke beech ... aur India aur Pakistan ki cricket match ke beech...
Record 100 par banta hai ... 99 par koi taali nahi bajata
Mauka intezar nahi karta ... joh mauke par hota hai, mauka usich ko milta hai
Itna gyaan mat baant ki khatam ho jaay
Kabhi kabhi paisa joh hai woh insaan se zyada kaam aata hai
Kachhuae sirf kahaniyon mein jeette hai ... asli zindagi mein nahi
Paisa jab bolta hai toh koi kuch nahi bol paata
Andhere mein agar kisi ka saath ho na ... toh andhera kam lagta hai
Yeh khel unhone shuru kiya tha ... tamasha aap logon ne dekha ... khatam main karoonga
Aadmi ka khud pe bharosa......... uski taqat hoti hai,
Aapki aankhen toh khuli rahengi, par aap kuch dekh nahi payenge ... aapke kaan khule rahenge, par aap kuch sun nahi payenge ... aur sabse badi baat ... aap sab kuch samajh jaaoge, par aage kisi ko samjha nahi payenge

Koi dhanda chota nahi hota aur dhande se bada koi dharam nahi hota
 
Kashti leharon se takrayegi ... toh hi kinaare naseeb honge

 

Hamari tasveerein kheench ke apni dukaan mein laga lena ...

kabhi zaroorat padhe, toh dono mein se ek bhagwan chun lena
 
Jinki manzil ek hoti hai ... woh raaston par hi toh milte hai
 
Raaste ki parwah karoonga toh ... manzil bura maan jayegi
 
Zindagi ho toh smuggler jaisi ... sari duniya raakh ki tarah neeche

aur khud dhuen ke tarah upar

 

Aadmi tabhi bada banta hai ... jab bade log usse milne ka intezaar kare

 

Ladki jab roti hai na bahut saare reasons hote hai ... par jab ladka rota hai ... reason ladki hi hoti hai
Kehte hai pyar mein neend udh jaati hai ... koi humse bhi mohabbat kare ... kambhakt neend bahut aati hai
Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai ... yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi
Jaise tu hua tha ... upar waale ki dua se, thodi mehnat se ... aur bahut sari lagan se
22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement ...  aur phir maut ka intezaar ... dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon
Joh aadmi limit mein rehta hai … woh zindagi bhar limit mein hi reh jaata hai..
Peene ki capecity, jeene ki strength, account ka balance or naam ka khauf- Kabhi kam nahi hona chahiye.
Kuchh bhi karne ka but, meri ego ko hurt nahi karne ka. 
Kahin pe pahuchne k liye, kahi se nikalna jaroori hota hai. 
 Zindagi badi honi chahiye, lambi nahi
Boss Number Kam He ... Dimag Nahin.
Main un mein se hoon … joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon
Joh Haarta Hai, Wohi Toh Jeetne Ka Matlab Jaanta Hai.
 Mujhe achcha banne ka koi shauk nahin hai… suna hai upar wala achche logon ko bohut jald apne paas bula leta hai.
Paida toh main bhi shareef hua tha… Par sharafat se apni kabhi nahin bani.
Jawani taste karne k liye hoti hai waste karne k liye nahi.
 Haath Mein Rakhiye Note ... With A Smile On Your Honth.
 Bharosa bhi hai, himmat bhi hai aur taqat bhi… Aur pagalpan hadh se zyada.
Kabhi kabhi jeetne ke liye kuch haarna bhi parta hai … aur haar kar jeetne waale ko baazigar kehte hai
Log apni zindagi banate hai … main apni jannat banata hoon
Nazdiki fayda dekhne se pahle, door ka nuksan sochna chahiye.
Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka… lekin actually hoon bohut bade harami type ka.
Roti hui ladkiyon se door bhaagta hoon main,  par tum jab roti ho toh I want to just kiss you.
Rishton Mein Bharosa Aur Mobile Pe Network Na Ho Toh Log Game Khelne Lagte Hai
Tumhare ishq se bani hoon main … pehle zinda thi … ab jee rahi hoon main.
Hawa Ki Tarah Hoti He Yeh Problems ... Kitni Hi Khidkiyan Bandh Karlo, Andhar Aa Hi Jaati Hai
Pyar hi toh woh jaado hai … joh umar bhar jawan banaye rakhta hai.